August 2009
7 posts
i just want to fly
dear cassie,
amelia, liesl, kate, josh and i went and saw SUGAR RAY live and in concert on friday night. it was magic. i will be posting a full synopsis of the evening (including videos) in the next few days. stay tuned.
mly
JERKS
dear cassie,
we found the perfect pair of shoes this morning. they were significantly on sale.. 70% off. still expensive, but amelia and i thought we’d go halvsies on them.
i sent an email to the website asking if they run big or small and hadn’t heard anything back. well, my email must have drawn attention to some pricing issue because now the shoes are listed back at full...
HELP
facebook is acting crazy and twitter isn’t even loading.
HELP WHERE DO I GO WHAT DO I DO.
my only choice is to turn to this blog. is anyone there? hello?
dear cassie,
miss you. any way you can record...
reliving the inauguration
on cheney. perhaps a bit excessive: Cassie: f u cheney Amelia: lol cant even walk Emily: cheney.. Cassie: FUCK YOU Amelia: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Amelia: just DIE right now Emily: decrepit Amelia: roll him down the stairs Cassie: they should dump him down the stairs Amelia: we aint got time for this old people shit Amelia: BOOOOOOOOOOOO Amelia: VOMMMMMMMMMMM Emily: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS Cassie:...
WatchHey Cass,
Lace N’ Chaynz will be covering this song renamed to “No Dignity” complete w/puppets of us based on Milo’s muppet head.
Love,
ZAMELIA
July 2009
13 posts
Catzanova!
MLY and I miss and love you...
Hey Cassie,
You should jam this song while sippin...
dear cassie,
during our phone conversation on friday night, you mentioned your issues with the cuisine of mongolia: flavorless, full of grizzle, riddled with e. coli. well, get yourself excited because amelia and i are going to fashion you a care-package to meet your every gastronomic need!
you may be surprised to learn that amelia and i have been taking extensive classes in the art of bro...
Hey Cassie, I am trying to blog for gimplo and I...
this blog has become a glorified chat log
Emily: i had the urge last night to sell everything i own and go on a 3 month expedition
Emily: live on the streets in iceland
Amelia: oh man would love to do that
Emily: yeah me too
Emily: my parents would be so annoyed
Amelia: remember when we were going to go live on the hippie commune in wa
Emily: hahaha
Emily: never forget
Emily: still wouldn't mind doing that but would rather live on the streets
using my friends for blog fodder
Tito: so just over the weekend, this girl from my childhood friended me on facebook and sent me the following things: a dallas cowboys coffee mug, a glass of whiskey and a TURD.
Tito: WTF?!
Emily: WHAT?
Emily: what does that even mean?
Tito: no idea.
Tito: she keeps sending me shit. LITERALLY
Tito: she's insane. i'm trying to ignore her so much that she stops stalking my page
Tito: and then i'll DEFRIEND/give her the axe
Emily: internet politics
Emily: sigh
WHY YOU MAD?
Emily: i just impulse shopped those shoes
Emily: the cutout oxfords
Emily: ok i'm done
Amelia: YOU BITCH
Amelia: GARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Emily: GIRL WHY YOU MAD
Emily: YOU KNOW YOU CAN BORROW
new plan
ok ok ok it is impossible to call Mongolia! if any one has the secret to unlock crazy debilitating combinations of #’s to reach Mongolia please let me know! so Cassie 4th of july here was outlandishly hot and patriotic. i attempted to go to the greenbelt and was appalled at the crazy amount of BROS that have taken over. so many bros that we invented a new reality show “BRO...
June 2009
23 posts
Hey Cassie, just thought I’d give you a...
WWJTD?
liesl: what if john tesh was your personal life advice expert on call
you would txt him "yo teshy should i go out with this dude"
emily: hahahahaha
he'd be like my "wilson"
from home improvement
liesl: HAHAHAHHAHA
except you see his face and his shirt is unbuttoned 2 too many
emily: hahaha no his face would always be half way hidden behind a grand piano lid
and all advice would be sung in a dramatic fashion
liesl: omg omg perfect
i like that idea so much
emily: me too
and here we have the original version of TYPICAL. ...
BRIAN & IAN
Amelia: i wish you were my boyfriend
Emily: awww
Emily: i'd probably be an ass if i were a dude
Emily: man
Emily: i would love to watch the movie
Emily: "if i were a dude"
Emily: my name would have been brian
Emily: SIGH
Amelia: LOL
Amelia: my name would have been ian
Emily: what if we were best bro friends
Emily: brian and ian
Amelia: next time we get wigs we should just cross dress
Amelia: i still have remnants of count fratsula
Emily: we would have gone to the animal collective concert together
Emily: then stopped by beerland afterward
Emily: before jumping into our ford F150 and heading back to our eastside bro den
Amelia: i wouldve been a Bro who spends 50% of his income on weed, liberal arts major bro,
Emily: i would probably be even nerdier than i already am. i can't even imagine what that would be like.
Amelia: lol
Emily: i'd be going to battlestar galactica conventions and sewing my own admiral's uniform
Amelia: oh god
Amelia: i def would've been the indie music bro
Emily: i'd be video games bro
Emily: i would basically be exactly like i was circa 2004
Amelia: ooof same here sans all the harajuku st. bracelets and bows i was wearing
Amelia: at one time i even owned dr. martens bro boots
Amelia: not the cool 90s grunge ones
Amelia: the like fratbro ones o_O
Emily: better than croc boat shoe hybrids
Amelia: but i mean i never went as far as the wearing of boxers under jeans hehehehehe
HOT TOWN!
it’s officially summer. the students have cleared out and traffic on north lamar has dwindled down significantly. it’s been so hot the past few days that seeing anyone outside is a rarity. i burned my feet walking out onto my porch yesterday afternoon.
barton springs has become grotesquely overcrowded and lines for snowcones, snowcups, and other shaved ice products stretch on...
Hey Cassie, last night I had a zany dream that you...
“thanks for your ____, it’s been fun.”
– potential uses in mongolia:
thanks for your potato vodka, it’s been fun.
thanks for your ger (or ‘yurt’ if you are a scholar of mongolian culture like i am), it’s been fun.
thanks for your grizzle, it’s been fun.
thanks for your bro brows, it’s been fun.
...
wall-art reminiscing
WE ARE FLOATING IN SPACE.
sometimes i get this...
the internetz
cassssssandraaaa, ok it’s starting to get all emo back in austin without you! i have re-read about 50 million old texts between us and flipped through old polaroids in a lame attempt at making an animation of you. but sigh “you’re just an internet meme, what does that mean to me?”
i have been stalking your M20 facebook page and discovered this “Cassandra is in my...
Watchcassie, did you see my smoke signals last night? i was trying to tell you that i miss you and also, that i could have been arrested and might have needed some bail money.
amelia and i are considering a potential trip to see fever ray play in san francisco in october. in the grand tradition of insane clown posse and KISS, i am hoping that amelia will agree to dress up as the knife with me.
...
FYI
Emily: http://benignobjects.blogspot.com/2009/05/ultimate-recycling.html
Emily: i want my ashes buried in one of these when i die
Emily: then i'll be a tree
Amelia: i want to b frozen and then vibrated until i break apart and then mixed with soil
Amelia: better note that
GLASSES
Amelia: i think im gonna get eye insurance this year
Amelia: think i need glasses yo
Amelia: thanks 8-5 in front of compy
Emily: really?
Emily: oh man that sucks
Amelia: oh well at least i look cute in them
Emily: but the possibility of stylish glasses is intriguing
Amelia: exactly
Emily: slightly jealous
Emily: i remember being really pissed when i got an eye exam in HS
Emily: because i have really good vision
Emily: and i wanted glasses
Amelia: lol
Emily: i felt i needed an accessory to my face
Amelia: that same thing happened ot me
Amelia: HAHHAHHA
Emily: that is hilarious
Amelia: but now im like squinting at my comp
Amelia: maybe i just need to change my font
Emily: your font is small
Amelia: YOUR font is small
Emily: touché
Emily: maybe i'm causing you eye problems
Emily: how's this
Amelia: the smallest IVE ever seen
Amelia: SHEESH
Amelia: you need a font enhancement
Amelia: dont they make a pill or pump for that
Emily: i'm going to start quoting large paragraphs from wikipedia
Emily: to purposefully damage your eyes so you can get some cool glasses
Amelia: GAH
Amelia: that one is PAINFUL
[15: 57] Meebo Message: Emily is offline
[15: 57] Meebo Message: Emily is online
Emily: HAHA
Amelia: what is that comic sans 5.5
Emily: i just made my font so small that my AIM crashed
Amelia: LOL
Amelia: ok this is getting bloggable
real housewives of austin, tx
cassie, i am sad to report that without you as our golden beacon, our shining example in which we aspire to model ourselves after, amelia and i have been desperately searching for a new role model in our lives.
we have, sadly, turned to danielle from real housewives of new jersey for guidance in your absence and things have taken a drastic turn for the absurd.
what exactly has changed, you...
Since You've Been Gone
Thanks to the DTV switch, I am no longer connected to the world when at home. I do however still have every one’s favorite channel, MTV Tr3s. I very much enjoy listening to reggaeton while playing my keyboard (on jazz organ #1) on the ground (thanks Telepathe for stealing my stand) and drinking extremely cheap wine from SXSW09. I also found a collection of amazing 90’s keyboard...
i know i’m overposting.
this is a track...
mongolian culture study
i have no idea what type of country mongolia is. i don’t know what type of products it manufactures, what religion its people follow, or even what the mongolian flag looks like.
even the much referenced YURT is a mystery to me.
here is my best (well educated) guess as to what life in mongolia might be like for cassie:
1. landscape and environments
mongolia is full of vast fields filled...
HERB
Amelia: so some random gave me a note on the bus this morning
Amelia: "Compliments are due. You look amazing today. -Herb 713-2530 Have a great day" on a torn piece of paperbag that was wet
Emily: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Emily: wow
Amelia: FML
Emily: HERB?
Amelia: YEPPERZ
Emily: i'm blogging this
