i just want to fly
dear cassie,
amelia, liesl, kate, josh and i went and saw SUGAR RAY live and in concert on friday night. it was magic. i will be posting a full synopsis of the evening (including videos) in the next few days. stay tuned.
mly
for all to see: amelia’s birthday antics.
JERKS
dear cassie,
we found the perfect pair of shoes this morning. they were significantly on sale.. 70% off. still expensive, but amelia and i thought we’d go halvsies on them.
i sent an email to the website asking if they run big or small and hadn’t heard anything back. well, my email must have drawn attention to some pricing issue because now the shoes are listed back at full price.
i want to cry. never have i had such a visceral reaction to a shoe before. I MEAN LOOK AT THESE.
just thought you could commiserate.
heartbroken,
emily
UPDATE: they are back on sale now. quit playing games with my heart, opening ceremony!
UPDATE #2: a dead body was found on the roof at opening ceremony this morning. coincidence or is something fishy going on there?
August 6, 2009
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HELP
facebook is acting crazy and twitter isn’t even loading.
HELP WHERE DO I GO WHAT DO I DO.
my only choice is to turn to this blog. is anyone there? hello?
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dear cassie,
miss you. any way you can record chants from mongolia?
<3
reliving the inauguration
on cheney. perhaps a bit excessive:
Cassie: f u cheney
Amelia: lol cant even walk
Emily: cheney..
Cassie: FUCK YOU
Amelia: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Amelia: just DIE right now
Emily: decrepit
Amelia: roll him down the stairs
Cassie: they should dump him down the stairs
Amelia: we aint got time for this old people shit
Amelia: BOOOOOOOOOOOO
Amelia: VOMMMMMMMMMMM
Emily: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Cassie: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Amelia: barrffff
Emily: vom dot com
Amelia: GO TO HELL
Cassie: STRAIGHT TO HELL
on religion:
Emily: i think obama is an atheist
Emily: secretly
Amelia: defs
Amelia: hes too smart for religion
Emily: he just seems like one
Emily: exactly
Amelia: just like us
Amelia: hahaha
Cassie: yeah he is
Emily: MHM
on humans vs. robots:
Emily: it’s about time we have some decent humans in the white house
Emily: don’t really like nancy pelosi
Emily: think she’s a cyborg
on bush:
Cassie: hes not even listening
Emily: probably not
Amelia: “does not compute”
Cassie: hahahahaha
Emily: thinking about the several dozen bud lights he’s going to shot gun when he gets to texas
Amelia: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amelia: YESSSS
Cassie: and clearing out brush
Amelia: hahahahhahah
Amelia: eating pretzels
Emily: dreaming about clearing that brush
on aretha:
Emily: haha
Amelia: THAT HAT
Emiy: now that’s a BIG BOW
Cassie: break it down!
Amelia: ahhh chillz
after i left to watch the inauguration in the office break room, the discourse devolved entertainingly:
Cassie: OMG
Cassie: i totally stood
Amelia: YESSSS
Amelia: ahhhhhh
Amelia: so happy
Amelia: CHANGE
Amelia: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cassie: OMGOMGOMGOMG
Amelia: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Amelia: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Amelia: OMGGGGGGGGGG
Amelia: YUCK
Amelia: (not really)
Amelia: HAHHAHAHHA
Cassie: he fuck our nation up
Amelia: NOPE
Amelia: YEP
Cassie: called out!
Amelia: 100%
Amelia: YEPPPPPP
Amelia: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Amelia: i wish i had a john adams cane to stomp w.
Cassie: LOLOLO
Amelia: nusted
Amelia: buted
Cassie: hit you desk
Amelia: ahh busted
Amelia: YES
Amelia: YES
Amelia: HOLLER
Cassie: YESSSSSSSS!
Cassie: ohhhh
Amelia: YEP
Amelia: woooooooooooooooooooo
Cassie: holler!
Amelia: YES
Cassie: science!!
Amelia: SCIENCE
Amelia: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Amelia: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hey Cass,
Lace N’ Chaynz will be covering this song renamed to “No Dignity” complete w/puppets of us based on Milo’s muppet head.
Love,
ZAMELIA
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Catzanova!
MLY and I miss and love you sosososoosos much, we are hella proud of you girl!
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Hey Cassie,
You should jam this song while sippin on ur horse milk and walking it out to language class.
We all miss you so so so so so sooooooooo much!!!
<3 amelia
dear cassie,
during our phone conversation on friday night, you mentioned your issues with the cuisine of mongolia: flavorless, full of grizzle, riddled with e. coli. well, get yourself excited because amelia and i are going to fashion you a care-package to meet your every gastronomic need!
you may be surprised to learn that amelia and i have been taking extensive classes in the art of bro cuisine. so, prepare your taste buds for a journey through the vast apartment complexes of east riverside all the way into the bowels of west campus!
below you will find a menu sampling. all meals will be shipped in a standard cardboard box without any efforts to ensure preservation so as to guarantee maximum bro authenticity.
meal #1: THE HOBRO
generic brand cold cuts sandwich on white bimbo bread
dusted with the flavor particles of fritos
served with a mug of big red and three junior mints found in the couch cushions of the rarest bro den.
meal #2: EL BROJO LOCO
goya brand black beans purchased from 7-11
accompanied by leftover taco cabana tortillas from last friday night.
served with a lukewarm bottle of bud light lime and two marlboro lights
meal #3: BRO ON THE GO
one slice of pepperjack cheese
one raw hot dog
a handful of sour patch kids
to be eaten while watching reruns of most extreme elimination challenge on spike tv while running late for your 2:00-close shift at journey’s.
bon apbrótit!
love,
mly
